So one of my coworkers just set the quote of the day. Janet is this 50 ish old woman, and wobbles between the office and kitchen, but kind and haha sort of out there.
Well just not I saw her go over to the automatic stapler mumbling "Oh, why doesn't this thing work" while bending down, it seemed like she was trying to staple quite an amount of paper.
But as the thing went kaplunk and she got up, she nad nothing in her hands! So I just asked her:
"Janet, did you just staple your clothes?!"
She goes with her crazy smile:
"Why yes I did! I just couldn't stand seeing my tits anymore!
We all burst into laughter as the front of her cardigan was awkwardly stapled shut, now hiding her "tits".
Oh Janet.
Well just not I saw her go over to the automatic stapler mumbling "Oh, why doesn't this thing work" while bending down, it seemed like she was trying to staple quite an amount of paper.
But as the thing went kaplunk and she got up, she nad nothing in her hands! So I just asked her:
"Janet, did you just staple your clothes?!"
She goes with her crazy smile:
"Why yes I did! I just couldn't stand seeing my tits anymore!
We all burst into laughter as the front of her cardigan was awkwardly stapled shut, now hiding her "tits".
Oh Janet.
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